Isaac
"Ike" Hanson
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Job: Writer, Editor, Publisher
Side
Job: Guitarist, Song
Writer
Dream
Job: Stand up Comedian
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"Puff Brocoli is in da house...
uh... yeah... uh... " |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"Heck No! I played that darn
gameshow a thousand times
and still haven't received a decent 'Isaac' ending!
I'll show them where the love is!" |
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"A
construction worker,
a policeman, and
N'Sync
walked into a bar..." |
Web Site
Manager
"Framemaster"
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Job:
Hansonline Webmaster
Side Job: Trekker
Dream Job: Yahoo executive
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"What's with all the talk about Y2K?
What does that stand for anyway?" |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"No way! They continually
remind everyone of the
frame-in-a-frame-in-a-frame disaster! Not to mention they
predicted a year 2000 Hansonline crash in their eClay section!" |
Monica
"Lewey"
Lewinsky
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Job:
MOE intern
Side Job: Clinton mistress
Dream Job: First Lady
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"I did not have relations
with that Hanson!" |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"No! They portrayed me as a
Spice Girl!
Between them and Kenneth Starr,
I'll never get back my Billy!" |
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Zachary
"The Animal"
Hanson
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Job:
Writer, Editor, Publisher
Side Job: Goof-off, Drummer
Dream Job: Cartoonist/Artist
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"You're Fired!... HaHaHa...
Just Kidding!" |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"Ummm... No! I played the
gameshow and got an
ending where my dad had an affair with a fan... yuck!
eClay had mom with her 12th kid... This site blows!" |
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"How many
Backstreet Boys
does it take to
screw in a lightbulb? |
Doctor
"Doc"
Food
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Job:
Writer
Side Job: Wine taster
Dream Job: Chef
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"Would everyone quit asking me,
'What's for Lunch?'" |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"No! They make light of my
serious contributions in
MOE in their eClay section. I'd like to see them write something..." |
Concert
Promoter
"Ticketmaster"
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Job:
Writer of concert related articles
Side Job: Scalper
Dream Job: Concert Performer
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"Need a ticket?"
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"Heck no! They exposed my
side job and humiliated
me in their concert scrapbook section. Now I'm on probation!" |
Obsessed
Fan
"Psycho"
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Job:
Mail room worker
Side Job: Hanson Stalker
Dream Job: Hanson baby-maker
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"He loves me...
he just doesn't know it yet..." |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"What? No way! They
call Hanson's 'loving' fans obsessed!
Just because Hanson's songs were written for me
and not them makes those clay people jealous!" |
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"Why did
98 Degrees
cross the
road?" |
Taylor
"Tiger Beat"
Hanson
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Job:
Writer, Editor, Publisher
Side Job: Keyboards, Bongos
Dream Job: Male Model
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"I'm having a bad hair day..."
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"No way! Third wedding?
Did you see that issue
of MOE in their eClay section? All those crazy gameshow endings?
If we pick this site, how long until we start putting in fan fiction sites?" |
Carson
"Love"
Daly
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Job:
Janitor
Side Job: MTV Veejay
Dream Job: Honest Human Being
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"I want you back, Jennifer...
*sniff sniff*..." |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"This is the last site that I
would allow in MOE!
Why don't they just rename the site, Bash Carson in Clay-O-Vision?
Why don't we put in the official TRL site as the netpick?" |
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"What's
the difference
between Britney Spears
and a chicken dinner?" |
General
MOE Staff Members
"MOEbsters"
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Job:
Researching, writing,
photography, etc.
Side Job: Students
Dream Job: People Magazine
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"We do all the work...
they get all the credit!" |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"Nope! They take in all our
hard work and
make fun of it in their stupid eClay section!" |
Diana
"Mom"
Hanson
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Job:
General Editor
Side Job: Mother of 7,8,9... I lost count
Dream Job: Grandmother of 7,8,9...
Always Heard
Saying
Around the Office:
"Dinner's at 6...
Don't be late!" |
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Would you select Hanson in Clay-O-Vision as a MOE netpick?
"No! They poke fun at our
whole family. It's only
a matter of time before they come after me..." |
So,
how did Hanson in Clay-O-Vision make it into MOE?
We're still looking for the answer...
Thanks Hanson and the MOE staff for having a sense of humor!!
And thanks to
everyone that visited our site, wrote such nice comments
and congratulated us via email and in the guestbook.
Thanks to all the web sites that have supported and linked to this site.
We really appreciate it! You guys are the best!
-Daniel &
Cynthia |
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