The Backstreet Boys
release their
record breaking
album, Millennium

Fake Fan
Proclaimed the Backstreet Boys as the greatest group
of all time!  ("And Nicky is so much cuter than Taylor...")

True Fan
Dismissed the Backstreet Boys as not in the same
class as Hanson  ("Do they play their own instruments
or write all their own songs?")

Truly Crazy Fan
Standing in line at Tower Records after hearing
a rumor that Hanson will release, 'Moellinnium'. 
as their answer to the Backstreet Boys release.

Just Plain Crazy
Avoided anything having to do with
Y2K like the plague...
"Keep that thing away from me...!"

Where were you
when Ike got a
haircut?

Fake Fan
News to this former fan...
("He got a haircut?")

True Fan
Probably found out within 48 hours
of this development through the internet...
("He looks so handsome with his short hair")

Truly Crazy Fan
Immediately headed for the world wide web
and downloaded many pictures of the new do...
("I need to cut the hair on my homemade Ikey doll!")

Just Plain Crazy
Probably somewhere in their own world...
("What am Ike, psychic?  When did you get a haircut?
("How am Ike supposed to know when you got a haircut?")

Did you see
the Women's
World Cup
Soccer Game?

Fake Fan
Didn't notice Hanson as much as they
noticed something else... 
("USA! USA! US... Hey, she took her shirt off!")

True Fan
Hanson's appearance overshadowed the
great game and USA victory...
("Hanson sounded great ,Zac is so tall,
and what a great game!")

Truly Crazy Fan
Turned off the game after the national anthem,
rewound the tape, and watched it over and over again...
("I have no idea who won the game... what sports-bra?")

Just Plain Crazy
Constantly re-enacted the shirtless celebration
in their daily life... ("I got an 'A' on my test" *rip it off*,
("It's Friday!" *rip it off*, "I crossed the street" *rip it off*)

What did
you think of
MOE #6?

Fake Fan
They seemed to have sold their copy of MOE #6
on eBay with a lot of their other Hanson merchandise. 
("It's in mint condition as I didn't even open it...")

True Fan
The appearance of MOE #6 was like
getting an early Christmas present...
("The highlight of 1999 was MOE #6...")

Truly Crazy Fan
Immediately dropped everything they were
doing, and studied MOE #6 from cover to cover...
("I see Hanson skin!")

Just Plain Crazy
Doesn't quite understand what MOE is...
("Mole #6? It's on my butt.  My favorite is mole #3,
which is on my lip... It gives me some personality...")

Did you see
the movie
"She's All That"?

Fake Fan
The slight glimpse of Hanson brought back some
memories, but has moved on to someone else now... 
("Freddie Prinze Jr. is a total hunk" *sigh*)

True Fan
Enjoyed the way they portrayed
Hanson in a positive light...
("Most people make jokes when Hanson is mentioned...")

Truly Crazy Fan
Has a serious problem with finding flaws in all Hanson
media, including MOEs, appearances, and movies...
("If you pause the tape, you'll notice that the picture...")

Just Plain Crazy
The movie seemed to have had a definite effect...
("Right About Now, the Funk Soul Brothers, check it out
now, the Funk Soul Brothers..." *repeat constantly*)

How often did
you visit the
Hanson Hotel?
http://www.hansonhotel.com

Fake Fan
Only visited the Hotel on their birthday to see their name.  ("There it is... goodbye...")

True Fan
Visited the Hotel often looking for the
latest in Hanson news and photos...
("It's Christmas again!  Hanson on SNL this Friday!")

Truly Crazy Fan
Not only visited the Hotel daily, checking in on every room,  but has towels in their bathroom with the Hotel logo...
("I always find the updated sections before they
post them in their 'Page Updates' section!")

Just Plain Crazy
Visited the Holiday Inn Official Site daily to
find out the latest vacation bargains...
("Kids eat free...!")

Britney Spear's album,
"Baby, One More Time"
goes Platinum.

Fake Fan
Began to dress more provocatively
and asked Mom for a wonderbra. 
("Britney is my idol!")

True Fan
Pondered the increase in size of
Britney's Pears...
("Baby, one more size...")

Truly Crazy Fan
Noted Britney's male fan following
and tabloids linking her with Prince William...
("If Britney lays a finger on my Tay-babe, she's dead!")

Just Plain Crazy
Felt a connection with Britney...
a fascination with implants and loves her music...
("You Drive Me Crazy, but if feels so right...")

Enter Here

Last Updated March 2nd, 1998

How's your
Hanson website
doing?

Fake Fan
You receive a 'File not Found' error or
it is now titled "N'Sync Rocks My World". 
("Hanson doesn't even rock my shoe...")

True Fan
Their Hanson website is still there, however
the upkeep of the site seems to be missing...
("Last Updated: July 12th, 1999")

Truly Crazy Fan
Updated their site daily
whether Hanson did something or not...
("I'll make my own Hanson news and pictures!")

Just Plain Crazy
Their website isn't about Hanson, but about
more important things in the world...
("Save the Grass: Stop Illegal Farming of Asparagus")

What did you do
with your free time
in '99?

Fake Fan
Jumped from bandwagon to bandwagon
in all aspects of life... 
("My favorite celebrity is whoever Teen People tells me it is")

True Fan
Scoured the sites looking for someone who updated
and read a lot of new and old fanfic...
("Woo Hoo!  A new chapter added... It's about time!")

Truly Crazy Fan
Finished building their Hanson
shrine in the backyard...
("That's a lot of popsicle sticks...")

Just Plain Crazy
Managed to get one arm free from
their straight jacket, now working on the other...
("Now, how am I going to get by the guard???")

Hanson debuts their,
new website
Hanson.net.

Fake Fan
Assumed it was just another fan domain name
and really had no clue... 
("No, Hanson's official website is Hansonline.com!")

True Fan
Frustration abounded, especially when
the site first opened...
("I can't freakin' get in...")

Truly Crazy Fan
Once they were able to get in, they never
disconnected from the internet or logged out...
("I'm going next door to use the phone...")

Just Plain Crazy
Can't figure out how they ended up at the
website, or how they ended up as a moderator...
("Hey kid, how am I supposed to know if this
Hanson kid likes brunettes?")

Final Thoughts on Hanson Break '99

Fake Fan
"I made my Hanson break..."

True Fan
"I wasn't going to desert you guys!
I can't wait for the new album and single!"

Zac Hanson
"We wanted to reward our true fans!
Hey there Britney..."

Britney Spears
"Zac, look up... I'm up here!
By the way, they're 100% real!"

Taylor Hanson
"Hey Britney... How are they, uhhh,
I mean, you doing?"

Truly Crazy Fan
"Crazy is such a harsh term...
how about overly dedicated?"

Isaac Hanson
"I'd like to thank my barber... Thanks Mom!"

Just Plain Crazy
"I just realized it's Y2K...
the world didn't come to an end! I survived!"
*rip it off*