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Hanson coming at you
There are now 7 Hanson siblings in their household
Can you tell the 7 Hansons apart?... Here's some help


Nickname:
Ike, Ike-i-licious, Ikey-poohs

Instrument:
Lead guitar, keyboard

Most fitting Hanson song:
Where's the Love?

Brings to Hanson:
Stability and vocals

Interesting Fact:
Does Kermit the Frog, Beavis and Butthead,
and Austin Powers impressions

Memorable Quote:
"We'd make the ugliest bunch of girls
I'd ever seen!"
Isaac Hanson

Isaac Hanson holding his guitar


Taylor Hanson

Taylor Hanson sitting down

Nickname:
Tay, Tay Tay, future husband

Instrument:
Keyboards, bongos, and tambourine

Most fitting Hanson song:
MMMBaby

Brings to Hanson:
Girls, girls, and more girls

Interesting Fact:
Showed off his red and white boxers in the
"Where's the Love?" video

Memorable Quote:
"KeY-BoArDs"

Nickname:
Zac, Prozac, Animal

Instrument:
Drums, megaphone

Most fitting Hanson song:
Weird

Brings to Hanson:
Goofiness and youth

Interesting Fact:
Everyone knows his favorite food is green jello...
except him

Memorable Quote:
"He's (Isaac) funny "ha ha", I'm funny "stupid""
Zachary Hanson
Zachary Hanson from the weird video

Jan Brady Hanson

 

Jan Brady Hanson

Nickname:
Janet, Eve, Marcia, Taylor

Instrument:
Anything she can get her hands on

Most fitting Hanson song:
Speechless, Two Tears

Brings to Hanson:
Freckles and depression

Interesting Fact:
Jan was kicked out of the band when all her whining
over being the middle child interfered
with the music.

Memorable Quote:
"Why is it always Taylor, Taylor, Taylor?"

Nickname:
Jack Dawson, Leonardo, Leo, Romeo, Roleo

Instrument:
Pencil, notebook, and an iron mask

Most fitting Hanson song:
With You in Your Dreams

Brings to Hanson:
Studliness, jealousy

Interesting Fact:
Brothers bought him a vacation cruise
and he never came back...

Memorable Quote:
"That was stupid, stupid, stupid..."
Leonardo
DiHanson

Leonardo DiHanson

Emma Lee Hanson

Emma Baby Hanson

Nickname:
Em, Baby Hanson

Instrument:
Microphone, platform shoes

Most fitting Hanson song:
A Minute Without You

Brings to Hanson:
Sexiness and hormone filled boys

Interesting Fact:
Left the group right before they made it big, to pursue a
career based on "Girl Power".

Memorable Quote:
"Why do guys look at my brothers before
they look at me?"

Nickname:
Denny, the worm

Instrument:
Motorcycle, tattoo gun

Most fitting Hanson song:
Soldier, Run Rodman Run, Look at You

Brings to Hanson:
Toughness, rebounding

Interesting Fact:
Took off on his motorcycle and never
came back after an argument over
getting his first tattoo.

Memorable Quote:
"In an MMMBleep I'm gone..."
Dennis Rodman Hanson

Dennis Rodman Hanson